I am very sorry but not really but I am very busy tonight and do not have time to create an adequate post for this Thursday's post which occurs normally this today time. Regarding this, I have chosen the letter Q as this week's entertainment. Will have a normal post next Thursday.
Q
-Griffin
Thursday, April 30, 2015
Thursday, April 23, 2015
Have?
Do you know the muffin man? Probably not. He's the only known human to live on Venus, the planet. No one really knows how he is able to get his muffins here to Earth. They really just show up in a wicker basket just outside the U.S. Capitol Building with a balloon tied to the top. The balloon is yellow and there's also a note inside the wicker basket filled with muffins. It normally says something along the lines of, "BUPPLE," in bold letters. People have yet to understand what the muffin man means by these notes, but no one has a problem understanding how good his muffins are.
hot cereal
cereal
and
cereal
and
cereal
Sometimes you just have to wear red shirts. And sometimes, when wearing those red shirts, they slowly change from red to black colored, usually horizontally, at a speed of about an inch per hour. It's really very difficult to notice the transition, but there are some ways to spot a red-changing shirt that someone might be wearing. You first have to observe the shirt. Is it red? If so, it has the possibility of being a shirt capable of changing to black at a speed of about an inch per hour. Is the shirt collared? Studies have shown that collared shirts are 30% more likely to have the ability to change to black horizontally at about an inch per hour. Is a large portion of the shirt black, separated vertically? If so, then it's probably in the middle of the changing process and shouldn't be bothered. Here's an example:
He's probably about eight hours into the process.
-Griffin
hot cereal
cereal
and
cereal
and
cereal
Sometimes you just have to wear red shirts. And sometimes, when wearing those red shirts, they slowly change from red to black colored, usually horizontally, at a speed of about an inch per hour. It's really very difficult to notice the transition, but there are some ways to spot a red-changing shirt that someone might be wearing. You first have to observe the shirt. Is it red? If so, it has the possibility of being a shirt capable of changing to black at a speed of about an inch per hour. Is the shirt collared? Studies have shown that collared shirts are 30% more likely to have the ability to change to black horizontally at about an inch per hour. Is a large portion of the shirt black, separated vertically? If so, then it's probably in the middle of the changing process and shouldn't be bothered. Here's an example:
-Griffin
Thursday, April 16, 2015
Burned Hats
Could you imagine the best time to get a souffle? Maybe. Really, anytime just seems incredibly inconvenient to get one. Out of all the things that can be cooked for consumption, souffles just seem like the most annoying to deal with. Sure, bison probably aren't easy to get from roaming in the wild to on your dinner plate, but I'd much rather go out with a giant gun than put a souffle in the oven. Might as well go on vacation while you're at it, too. No rhyme or reason to justify making a souffle.
What if you were watching a typical scary movie where the setting is your typical demented rural house that was built in like the 1940s and is haunted by some typical satanic cult that was murdered here by themselves because typically satanic cults do that. There typically would be a scene with a lady, who has been quite frightened for the entire movie, because of course she just bought this perfect family fix-er-upper home out in the country, yet she has no idea what is happening because she just thinks all the screaming and footsteps in the attic are pipes rumbling, walking down a dark hallway with a very small candle, because any light sources that make sense don't exist in these kind of movies. The camera would probably be pointed at her face with complete pitch blackness behind her as she walks really slowly with the candle light. Then she stops and the music stops and then the camera quickly switches to what's in front of her and it's a Boeing 777 jumbo jet. Her house was haunted by a 1995 era commercial airliner this entire time, and not the family that murdered 20 people in the house that her kids had done research on at the local library with that news paper turner computer thing that only exists in the movies. The perfect movie.
In reality, Boeing 777's can really only sit about 138 people. It's not a great plane when you consider cars. Cars are much easier to drive than planes. I mean, sure planes are millions of dollars to own most of the time, but I guarantee you that more people would own one if they just replaced the cockpit instruments with a steering wheel and a tachometer. The airline industry would really boom then. That's how to fix the economy.
-Griffin
What if you were watching a typical scary movie where the setting is your typical demented rural house that was built in like the 1940s and is haunted by some typical satanic cult that was murdered here by themselves because typically satanic cults do that. There typically would be a scene with a lady, who has been quite frightened for the entire movie, because of course she just bought this perfect family fix-er-upper home out in the country, yet she has no idea what is happening because she just thinks all the screaming and footsteps in the attic are pipes rumbling, walking down a dark hallway with a very small candle, because any light sources that make sense don't exist in these kind of movies. The camera would probably be pointed at her face with complete pitch blackness behind her as she walks really slowly with the candle light. Then she stops and the music stops and then the camera quickly switches to what's in front of her and it's a Boeing 777 jumbo jet. Her house was haunted by a 1995 era commercial airliner this entire time, and not the family that murdered 20 people in the house that her kids had done research on at the local library with that news paper turner computer thing that only exists in the movies. The perfect movie.
In reality, Boeing 777's can really only sit about 138 people. It's not a great plane when you consider cars. Cars are much easier to drive than planes. I mean, sure planes are millions of dollars to own most of the time, but I guarantee you that more people would own one if they just replaced the cockpit instruments with a steering wheel and a tachometer. The airline industry would really boom then. That's how to fix the economy.
-Griffin
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Is a Pet Ground Legal
You probably understand that it is incredibly for the types of Borgmann in order for a grape city the kind that produces glass. You know, like Detroid. It's like Detroit only it has more than a $10 budget. Have you ever just ordered some mozzarella sticks and then not been able to get them because they were all out of those mozzarella sticks and then just started crying? Of course you have! It's completely normal just like talking to trees is normal lots of people do it there's no need to be ashamed.
Studies show, and scientists confirm, that cats can speak Spanish once, or sometimes twice, a month can speak Spanish. You see, this phenomenon happens during full moons. Cats speaking Spanish happens when the moon is on the other side of the Earth from the sun. They cannot, however, speak Spanish during lunar eclipses. They can't see the moon then, and they get confused. It makes them very unhappy when they find out later that it was just a lunar eclipse and not their bank going bankrupt.
If you're like me, then you probably own four or five pairs of lizard storage tanks. These tanks come in handy for when you need to store a lizard in a location designated by where you place said tank. It's extremely helpful if you want to build a house, but find a lizard on the location of where you want the house foundation to go. Really, you just put the lizard in the tank, and then stow it away under the stairs or in a closet somewhere. Don't worry, it will be fine. Just give it thirty cans of fried flour each day.
-Griffin
Studies show, and scientists confirm, that cats can speak Spanish once, or sometimes twice, a month can speak Spanish. You see, this phenomenon happens during full moons. Cats speaking Spanish happens when the moon is on the other side of the Earth from the sun. They cannot, however, speak Spanish during lunar eclipses. They can't see the moon then, and they get confused. It makes them very unhappy when they find out later that it was just a lunar eclipse and not their bank going bankrupt.
If you're like me, then you probably own four or five pairs of lizard storage tanks. These tanks come in handy for when you need to store a lizard in a location designated by where you place said tank. It's extremely helpful if you want to build a house, but find a lizard on the location of where you want the house foundation to go. Really, you just put the lizard in the tank, and then stow it away under the stairs or in a closet somewhere. Don't worry, it will be fine. Just give it thirty cans of fried flour each day.
-Griffin
Thursday, April 2, 2015
Growth Bob
Anytime it would be acceptable to drop hand made atomic bombs onto your neighbor's house, would be precisely zero. That would probably never be appropriate. Like, you wouldn't just make your neighbor mad, Russia would probably get mad too. They tend to meddle into other people's business in terms of nuclear detonations. You won't like Russia when they're angry either. Putin turns into a big red incredible Hulk type of guy. He's got a hammer and sickle insignia tattooed on his chest, too.
Have you heard of the phrase, "as was to be for which a tree"? Of course you have. That's like, the most common phrase. Anytime anyone says anything ever, that phrase can be uttered and everyone in the conversation would immediately understand where you were coming from. It is, of course, a bit dated, so you won't hear it used much anymore. Everyone does know what it means, however. It's like grapes. Grapes, the word, must have been invented like four hundred thousand years ago, but people to this day know what the word Grapes means.
Are you fruit? It's a simple question and you don't need to sit there like a trash can to answer it. I mean, really, really, esquire. Esquires are like lawyers or something. I would probably try and pass the Bar just so I could officially be called Esquire. And I would use Esquire instead of my first name, too. Anytime anyone asked for my name I would just tell them "sanctions" and then the world would explode immediately with little to no pause for effect.
-Griffin
Have you heard of the phrase, "as was to be for which a tree"? Of course you have. That's like, the most common phrase. Anytime anyone says anything ever, that phrase can be uttered and everyone in the conversation would immediately understand where you were coming from. It is, of course, a bit dated, so you won't hear it used much anymore. Everyone does know what it means, however. It's like grapes. Grapes, the word, must have been invented like four hundred thousand years ago, but people to this day know what the word Grapes means.
Are you fruit? It's a simple question and you don't need to sit there like a trash can to answer it. I mean, really, really, esquire. Esquires are like lawyers or something. I would probably try and pass the Bar just so I could officially be called Esquire. And I would use Esquire instead of my first name, too. Anytime anyone asked for my name I would just tell them "sanctions" and then the world would explode immediately with little to no pause for effect.
-Griffin
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