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Do you know the muffin man? Probably not. He's the only known human to live on Venus, the planet. No one really knows how he is able to get his muffins here to Earth. They really just show up in a wicker basket just outside the U.S. Capitol Building with a balloon tied to the top. The balloon is yellow and there's also a note inside the wicker basket filled with muffins. It normally says something along the lines of, "BUPPLE," in bold letters. People have yet to understand what the muffin man means by these notes, but no one has a problem understanding how good his muffins are.

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Sometimes you just have to wear red shirts. And sometimes, when wearing those red shirts, they slowly change from red to black colored, usually horizontally, at a speed of about an inch per hour. It's really very difficult to notice the transition, but there are some ways to spot a red-changing shirt that someone might be wearing. You first have to observe the shirt. Is it red? If so, it has the possibility of being a shirt capable of changing to black at a speed of about an inch per hour. Is the shirt collared? Studies have shown that collared shirts are 30% more likely to have the ability to change to black horizontally at about an inch per hour. Is a large portion of the shirt black, separated vertically? If so, then it's probably in the middle of the changing process and shouldn't be bothered. Here's an example:

He's probably about eight hours into the process.

-Griffin