Thursday, April 9, 2015

Is a Pet Ground Legal

You probably understand that it is incredibly for the types of Borgmann in order for a grape city the kind that produces glass. You know, like Detroid. It's like Detroit only it has more than a $10 budget. Have you ever just ordered some mozzarella sticks and then not been able to get them because they were all out of those mozzarella sticks and then just started crying? Of course you have! It's completely normal just like talking to trees is normal lots of people do it there's no need to be ashamed.

Studies show, and scientists confirm, that cats can speak Spanish once, or sometimes twice, a month can speak Spanish. You see, this phenomenon happens during full moons. Cats speaking Spanish happens when the moon is on the other side of the Earth from the sun. They cannot, however, speak Spanish during lunar eclipses. They can't see the moon then, and they get confused. It makes them very unhappy when they find out later that it was just a lunar eclipse and not their bank going bankrupt.

If you're like me, then you probably own four or five pairs of lizard storage tanks. These tanks come in handy for when you need to store a lizard in a location designated by where you place said tank. It's extremely helpful if you want to build a house, but find a lizard on the location of where you want the house foundation to go. Really, you just put the lizard in the tank, and then stow it away under the stairs or in a closet somewhere. Don't worry, it will be fine. Just give it thirty cans of fried flour each day.

-Griffin

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