Growth Bob

Anytime it would be acceptable to drop hand made atomic bombs onto your neighbor's house, would be precisely zero. That would probably never be appropriate. Like, you wouldn't just make your neighbor mad, Russia would probably get mad too. They tend to meddle into other people's business in terms of nuclear detonations. You won't like Russia when they're angry either. Putin turns into a big red incredible Hulk type of guy. He's got a hammer and sickle insignia tattooed on his chest, too.

Have you heard of the phrase, "as was to be for which a tree"? Of course you have. That's like, the most common phrase. Anytime anyone says anything ever, that phrase can be uttered and everyone in the conversation would immediately understand where you were coming from. It is, of course, a bit dated, so you won't hear it used much anymore. Everyone does know what it means, however. It's like grapes. Grapes, the word, must have been invented like four hundred thousand years ago, but people to this day know what the word Grapes means.

Are you fruit? It's a simple question and you don't need to sit there like a trash can to answer it. I mean, really, really, esquire. Esquires are like lawyers or something. I would probably try and pass the Bar just so I could officially be called Esquire. And I would use Esquire instead of my first name, too. Anytime anyone asked for my name I would just tell them "sanctions" and then the world would explode immediately with little to no pause for effect.

-Griffin