Hello once again and welcome to I'm your host, Tucson, Arizona. I can remember it as if it was just yesterday, when the land underneath Tucson, Arizona was formed. You see, all that dirt came in to being when a great big shark decided to put a bunch of dirt in Arizona. Tucson used to be a sea, you know. The sharks made the city happen. It's almost criminal how society doesn't recognize the original, city-planning sharks of Tucson. They were hammerheads probably.
Okay here's the deal. No one cares if you think underlined words are cool. They're not. Stop asking me to underline things. You should be underlined. See how you like it. Probably wouldn't think it was too funny, if I had to guess. In fact, you'd probably cry. I simply refuse to bend to the will of the Pro-Underliners. They cannot, and will not, force me to underline a single word ever and you can take that to every bank in existence.
For people who don't understand Chinese, there's a really simple tool to give you the edge against your friends. It's called the pencil. The pencil is a small tool, usually between five and eight inches long, about a quarter-inch in diameter, and usually made of wood. What's so special about this small wooden rod, you ask? Well the pencil is unique in that it has this graphite filling on the insides that allow it to mark things, such as paper. No more pens for you, as the pencil almost always has a small rubber disk glued to the end which, when rubbed, removes the graphite right off the face of the paper. Magic!
-Griffin
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