Milk Lives Matter

Welcome back, again, to everyone's favorite Two Paragraph Abflats on a Holiday Special. To spell it out for you, that's an Abflats on a holiday (today being Easter) for which there is no more than two paragraphs present. That means after the paragraph that succeeds this one, there will not be an additional paragraph. Only blank. Blank that stares directly into your gallbladder. Why, you ask? Gallbladders are a lot easier to find than people's souls.

There has been an abundance of fruit flies over the past few decades. I think that's because of the sheer number of fruit flies that have been present over the past few decades. Experts say the leading cause of the massive amounts of fruit flies over the past few decades is the massive amount of fruit flies over the past few decades. Little other contributing factors play any role in the large number of fruit flies that have existed over the past few decades. Thank you.

-Griffin