Hello again and again welcome to everyone's favorite again and boy howdy do we have again another great time again once again. If there weren't so many lizards in North Carolina, we might be able to have a nice time. I mean really. These lizards are getting out of hand. What are they even supposed to be? They're like scaly, space-age dinosaurs whose tails can fall off and regrow for some reason. What's that like some sort of defense mechanism? Pretty terrible way to defend yourself if you ask me. It's like if I'm getting robbed and then ripped off my own arm to hopefully scare the robber away. It just doesn't work like that.
Australia is just one of those countries that needs to stop. Just stop. You look at it on a map and it's like oh okay yeah and then when you go there death happens more often than not and no one has any fun anywhere you're stuck thinking "wow that fish movie from 2003 really didn't get it right I mean sure it was 95% underwater the whole time but when they were above water it seemed somewhat decent not horrendous like it is really."
Have you even seen a wild treadmill before? They're extremely rare. Some scientists say that one in every seventeen million eight hundred fifty five thousand nine hundred sixty one things are a wild treadmill. I don't need to tell you, but that's a whole bunch of things that aren't a wild treadmill. Even if you did happen to spot one, the treadmill's bodyguard agents would definitely take you down before you told anyone. They probably wouldn't have believed you anyway.
-Griffin
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