Thursday, August 25, 2016

Egg Egg Egg

Hello again and welcome to court. i'll see you in court. It's time for you to begin to stop beginning new things to eventually stop. It's out of control. You are out of control. You are a terrible snowman impersonator. If I even had sixty eight thousand reasons to say that you are a good snowman impersonator, I still wouldn't. I'm that committed to killing your dream as a snowman impersonator. You should just go melt somewhere like in a lawn or another lawn snowmen are typically made in lawns.

Theoretically, you could be a mustard colored sweater. Theoretically, that is. If you actually were a mustard colored sweater, you would have a terrible time keeping a job. Mostly because company leaders don't want to hire clothing. I can't imagine any CEO thinking that paying a sweater to do a job could possibly help their company make money. You shouldn't expect any different. You naive mustard colored sweater.

There are so many types of birds. Have you ever seen a bird, and then the same exact day seen another bird of a different type? Probably. That's because there are so many types of birds. Literally dozens. Maybe even more. If I had a dollar for every type of bird there was, I would have so many dollars. You could make an argument that I would have a lot of dollars, specifically the same number of dollars that there were type of birds. Quit eating, it'll help.

-Griffin 

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