Thursday, September 15, 2016

Eight Nebraskas Coming In Hot

If you could breathe, you couldn't. You can't breathe. The end. Stop trying to justify your ability to breathe. Don't. You cannot breathe, and that is final. This is not a discussion. You lack the ability to inhale oxygen into one, or even two, of your lungs. This frozen bucket of mustard can't breathe either. You two have that in common. You have more in common with a frozen bucket of mustard than you do with something other than that. 

Whether or not three people can change the same light-bulb at the same time can be misconstrued as an offer to purchase a country's national debt. For example, say, for instance, that Brazil decided to declare war on Mexico for the stated reason "it's our turn for the tacos" and then Mexico turned around and said "no" and then World War 5 broke out because Brazilians couldn't mind their own business.

Welcome to the exact final time you'll ever read a paragraph in this post entitled 'instert post title here.' This is due to the fact that typical posts on this site entitled 'insert site title here' usually consist of 'insert typical number of paragraphs here' paragraphs. And when this number is reached, you will have concluded reading of that post. Next time on Mercury, the planet. 

-Griffin

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