It's that time again time for the National Snow Globe Auction. That's right you're favorite snow globes are finally up for auction and you can even purchase one assuming you own funds of some kind. The first snow globe is one found in the South China Sea. It goes by the name Carlos, and is very much the shape of a flat tire. It's just a flat tire. The bidding for this particular snow globe is starting at $54, or your regional equivalent.
What if people had turquois colored necks? Like, instead of your neck being the same color as your skin, it would be bright, neon turquois. What if turquois was extinct? Just like the dinosaurs. The color turquoise could have been extinct for millions upon millions of years. How would we ever know? I guess if people's necks were the same color as the rest of their skin we would no that turquoise was no longer in our midst.
Do you think people would rise up in rebellion against the government if blankets were outlawed? Like the blankets you use for warmth and stuff. Do you think that law would be possible to enforce? Maybe if they created six trillion robot clones of Adam Sandler to search every house to make sure there were no blankets. Then it could be enforceable. These Adam Sandler clone robots could also fly, making them especially dangerous. The movies would remain the same quality and would not improve.
-Griffin
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