It's that time of again to is the Soviet Union and I'm your host hello. I say again, I did not invite you to my sneezing chambers. You forced your way in. You enlisted the help of eighty six thousand dwarfs and snuck right in to my sneezing chambers. Really it's just a broom closet where I conduct my sneezing. Are you happy you went through all that trouble? You probably have a disease now.
One disease you could have is onion disease. Onion disease is basically when you always no matter what have onions drop out of your mouth 100% of the time when your mouth is open. You essentially become an onion generator. The onions are always always never not whole entire giant onions from the shores of Guam. You see, the shores of Guam are where the onions are grown.
Long envelopes like the most perfect rectangle paper you'll get like seven paper cuts in twelve point ninety three seconds. Tartar build up. You have to take the tray to the customer. Almost. This is the Iron Curtain speaking, you cannot breathe today, maybe tomorrow.
-Griffin
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