Milk Freezer

It's that time once again for another one of those especially liquid-state New Hampshire meetings. The more the merrier I never say, and where there's fruit there's horses.The Queen of Broth has nothing to do with the European Union, and don't forget that. He doesn't even like Europe. He, being the Queen of Broth, is the nicest person anyone could ever ask for, he is lukewarm however. You see, he didn't put the cover thing over top the bowl when he was microwaved, so the outside portions of the Queen of Broth got really really hot while the inside stayed fairly cold. When stirred together the resulting overall temperature was mediocre.

As Benito Mussolini once said "plEASE FASCISM SUCCEED I NEE DTO SUCED WIH GERMNNNNAY." No one really liked Benito. He probably couldn't even read. Just like Tuscon, Arizona. It can't read. It's a city. Cities cannot read. They are not people. The only city I've ever heard of being able to read was Herbert, whose actual name was Bob, with the only resident in Herbert being named Harold. See Harold lived in Herbert, who is Bob, but Bob didn't like Harold because Harold consistently called him Herbert so Bob removed Harold's lungs.

Seven percent of all bears are magic, and when you attack a bear you become invincible. I don't necessarily believe that bears are magical, but just look at Russia. Everyone over there is a bear and there's nothing we can do about it. Some of them are even giraffes. Giraffes, though, are heartless creatures.

-Griffin