Thursday, June 16, 2016

Every Noodle

There are many fruit flies in the world, but none more important than Fruit Fly #659,108. Fruit Fly #659,108 is definitely one of a kind. As far as fruit flies go, Fruit Fly #659,108 is surely the best one. I challenge you to find any fruit fly even nearly as good as Fruit Fly #659,108. You will not succeed. Fruit Fly #659,108 is the most unique fruit fly out there, and you cannot find any one fruit fly that has anything compared to Fruit Fly #659,108.

If you had three legs and one arm, one might call you a three legged one armed person. However, if you had three arms and one leg, one might call you Steve. The reason that this happens is because of the 22nd President of the United States, Grover Cleveland. Peanuts are a great substitute for a Spanish teacher. You would probably be able to learn Spanish faster from a peanut than you could any other nut such as walnuts are almonds. Peanuts, I believe, are known to be one of the most proficient nuts at communicating information.

In the year 1932, there were more robot cats than there were International Space Stations. There were, in fact, 0 robot cats in the year 1932, but there were even fewer International Space Stations, at a quantity of -1. Three point differentials are nice to see especially when succumbing to cholera. Have a great salad.

-Griffin 

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