How could you. There's no way, absolutely none, that you would be able to eat a cheese without help. It's impossible. Not even close to being able to do it ever nope. Quit complaining, and do not eat a cheese without help it's not real. You could be a road and still would not be able to eat a cheese without adult supervision. And by supervision we, of course, mean how Superman can cook bacon with his eyes.
Imagine, just imagine, someone using a flip-phone. I mean can you imagine? Flip-phones are basically like the language Latin. It's dead and nobody likes it. Don't forget to tip your waitresses off the sinking ship they're just added weight making you go down faster and you need to live because you think you left the oven on at home and when was the last time a waitress went to your house after you died in a sinking ship to turn your oven off and feed your cat never that's when. You alone are responsible for your home appliances after surviving a ship sinking.
Helmets should become mandatory attire for business meetings. It would make things go a lot quicker, I believe, if people had a huge, uncomfortable piece of hard plastic strapped to their head. But, of course, you'll always have that one guy in the office that wears those stupid comfortable foam helmets that don't protect your head at all and he just wears it to make the meeting take longer he is the worst. That's it.
-Griffin
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