It's that time again the time when we get paper cuts from very sharp pieces of plastic. For example, those cable tie materials. Or even, perhaps, the stuff most CD cases are made of. It's not know whether you can be attacked by bronze or not, but I'm not taking that chance. If your name was Rob McBroth, you probably wouldn't care to be attacked by nonsensical demon zombies just standing around waiting to attack someone with their ancient rusty sword just itching to give someone tetanus.
According to some words I found, tetanus can be contracted by touching a blanket or a doorknob. This was according to the Mayo Clinic. Why on Earth people are taking advice from mayonnaise with doctorate degrees, I'll never know, but I wouldn't think blankets or doorknobs would be the most common places to receive tetanus. You would think that injected during alien abduction would be higher on the list of common ways to contract tetanus. You would think that even swimming in the river directly adjacent to Chernobyl would be more common.
As long as triangles exist, we will continue to create things in the shape of triangles. If triangles didn't exist, then we would not ever, and I mean never ever, create a triangle shaped object. There are almost forty liquidation options available for objects not shaped like a triangle. That's opposed to six thousand nine hundred twenty one liquidation options available for triangle shaped objects indeed. Serious timing issues.
-Griffin
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