Humbertio

Welcome again, dear deer. It's that time of week again where words are written down onto a soup and then read via eye reading powers. This is a very profitable venture. So profitable, in fact, that I'm breaking even at zero dollars worth of expenses and zero dollars worth of revenue. It's the best situation anyone could ever be in in the history of the world. Not even Otto von Bismarck, the first Chancellor of Germany and Minister President of Prussia, had it better.

This week included National Put Something In Your Mouth Day. Thousands around the world celebrated by putting things in their mouths, even though it was only a national holiday. People put things such as lima beans, brass, zip-ties, and even radio equipment in their mouths. What a glorious occasion. There was even a bread. Can't get any better than that. Say, have you noticed that you could be a stump? That's right, you could be a dead base of a tree. Lucky you!

Nearing the end of plutonium now. From this point on, there's no turing back. You'll have endless amounts of cereal where you're going. And that's North Carolina. So much cereal there.
At least eleven possibly more. If you could even come close to owning eleven of anything, let alone cereals, you would be a very average individual probably. Next to five, is four, and next to none, is a televison. Quaille.

-Griffin

Abflats Three Year Anniversary Extreme Extravaganza Post +1

Hello and welcome. You may have noticed, assuming you have eyes, and that you are a living being, today's post is the Abflats Three Year Anniversary Extreme Extravaganza Post +1. Why is it +1 you ask? Because if you subtract one from this post you get the post from last week. The post from last week was the actual Abflats Three Year Anniversary Extreme Extravaganza Post. I thought I would go ahead and say it for a second time here, even though it is thoroughly explained in last week's post. If you read last week's post word for word, which you should have, you will have learned a great many things. Some of those things include, but are not limited to:

- Last week's post was Abflats' Three Year Anniversary Extreme Extravaganza Post

Now, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. The secret is as follows, you must keep reading to learn of the secret. That was the secret. Now, if you read only the first letter of each line of last week's post, which happened to be Abflats' Three Year Anniversary Extreme Extravaganza Post, you will read a secret message. The message was cleverly disguised as the first letter of each line, and you were none the wiser. The wiser being someone who is on fire but is also not flammable. You weren't that someone.

It's really important that you read this paragraph. What I am about to tell you, within this paragraph, will determine matters of great importance. Those matters include, but are not limited to:

- Last week's post was Abflats' Three Year Anniversary Extreme Extravaganza Post

Once you have learned of these matter of great importance, you will commence the reading of this final paragraph. What you will learn from this final paragraph is, again, a matter of great importance. Only this time, the matters of great importance cannot be described by humans. It can only be described by the most learned of all llamas. And we all know the smartest llamas come from the Smart Llama Organization of Llama Land. Within this exclusive covenant of llamas lies the one Super Llama who can describe the matters of great importance to which this paragraph will teach you. Go to this llama. Learn the matters of great importance. View Tom Hanks.

-Griffin

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Cereal Encounters

Hello it's time again for more run-on sentences actually this is the first run-on sentence that I can specifically recall but I'm sure there were a lot more than this one I mean these posts are, after all, written by a llama who has a degree in biology and we all know that when you study scientific/engineering you will have no clue how to spell or grammar words and the fact that it's a llama doesn't help its case either I mean when was the last time you heard of a llama writing words especially online your dreams are moot.

Now that we've gotten that train-wreck out of the way, I can begin the true and real words in this post. It has come to my attention that there are seven clouds in the sky. Seven, that's it. You know how you look up and see clouds? Well there's only ever seven of them. Like, no matter where you are in the world, you will be seeing the same seven clouds that everyone else is seeing. You can try to argue this fact, but a special team of llama mercenaries will burn down your house and kidnap your soda machine.

If you really want to win the lottery, you should buy every lottery ticket sold ever. That way, no one but you will have a chance to win. Sure, all the money you spent on those tickets will be what you win, but you'll have a great time knowing that you didn't get struck by lightning. It's really quite simple, and I'm not sure why more people don't use this strategy. Probably because they're llamas and they have no reason, or ability, to do logical thinking. They'd much rather take out a loan with a -61% interest rate.

-Griffin