Hello it's time again for more run-on sentences actually this is the first run-on sentence that I can specifically recall but I'm sure there were a lot more than this one I mean these posts are, after all, written by a llama who has a degree in biology and we all know that when you study scientific/engineering you will have no clue how to spell or grammar words and the fact that it's a llama doesn't help its case either I mean when was the last time you heard of a llama writing words especially online your dreams are moot.
Now that we've gotten that train-wreck out of the way, I can begin the true and real words in this post. It has come to my attention that there are seven clouds in the sky. Seven, that's it. You know how you look up and see clouds? Well there's only ever seven of them. Like, no matter where you are in the world, you will be seeing the same seven clouds that everyone else is seeing. You can try to argue this fact, but a special team of llama mercenaries will burn down your house and kidnap your soda machine.
If you really want to win the lottery, you should buy every lottery ticket sold ever. That way, no one but you will have a chance to win. Sure, all the money you spent on those tickets will be what you win, but you'll have a great time knowing that you didn't get struck by lightning. It's really quite simple, and I'm not sure why more people don't use this strategy. Probably because they're llamas and they have no reason, or ability, to do logical thinking. They'd much rather take out a loan with a -61% interest rate.
-Griffin
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