Humbertio

Welcome again, dear deer. It's that time of week again where words are written down onto a soup and then read via eye reading powers. This is a very profitable venture. So profitable, in fact, that I'm breaking even at zero dollars worth of expenses and zero dollars worth of revenue. It's the best situation anyone could ever be in in the history of the world. Not even Otto von Bismarck, the first Chancellor of Germany and Minister President of Prussia, had it better.

This week included National Put Something In Your Mouth Day. Thousands around the world celebrated by putting things in their mouths, even though it was only a national holiday. People put things such as lima beans, brass, zip-ties, and even radio equipment in their mouths. What a glorious occasion. There was even a bread. Can't get any better than that. Say, have you noticed that you could be a stump? That's right, you could be a dead base of a tree. Lucky you!

Nearing the end of plutonium now. From this point on, there's no turing back. You'll have endless amounts of cereal where you're going. And that's North Carolina. So much cereal there.
At least eleven possibly more. If you could even come close to owning eleven of anything, let alone cereals, you would be a very average individual probably. Next to five, is four, and next to none, is a televison. Quaille.

-Griffin