Welcome again to Snakes on a Plane I mean not that at all this is the opposite of that who are you. Murder your mouth with soap you trash can object. It's time for everyone's favorite flavor of ice cream, pistachio. You see, Christopher Columbus invented pistachio right after he landed in the city of Los Angeles, which at the time was occupied by the hundred of thousands of French ambassadors to the United States. The city would later be liberated by the National Clam Invasion where many thousands of mussels and clams rose up from the Pacific Ocean in rebellion of the French.
Now that we've made it to the third paragraph, I'd like to make a toast with white bread and the new automatic bread toasting machines that have just recently came out. They're fantastic. You put bread inside the bread-sized slots in the top of the machine, and then pull down the secret Magical Toasting Lever. After a short while, the bread becomes tan and crispy, and you can enjoy it with butter or, more commonly, nitric acid.
If only the Holy Roman Empire was around to see this. It would surely bring joy to the hearts of the Dutch and maybe some other people. The Holy Roman Empire was a pretty big place I mean it was basically Germany and Austria and a few sea lions I'm not sure why. If you could please mail a letter asking why there were sea lions, I would be most appreciative. In any case, there are fewer than sixty thousand years between now and the year 60,2015.
-Griffin
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