It's that time of year again. Yes, it's the weekly Abflats post, everyone's favorite year time. Yes, and since today is probably technically some holiday of some sort, this post will only be two paragraphs long. I'm very sorry for the delay, but airplane companies aren't. Seriously, they don't care. If they cared, they wouldn't. Do you understand? Millions of plankton in the ocean have the right to sue Delta Airlines for timely manner. Delta, nor any other company, could afford being sued by all the plankton that exist. Whales do help the situation somewhat, but there are magnitudes less whales than there are plankton. I mean seriously, just look at Jamaica.
Next on the list of things to type are more words that form the shape of the second paragraph. These words, in particular, have to do with post cards. Have you ever seen a post card? Have you noticed their distinctly communist tendencies? Post cards' have very terrible government views and should be brought to justice. I have a list of all the post cards that are communist, and this list includes every post card that is a post card. Please stop them.
-Griffin
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