Thursday, December 24, 2015

Flammable Milk

Hello and welcome to Abflats, where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are basically like ... *cough* Granderson. The end. This will only be a two paragraph post today because it is the EVE of CHRISTMAS and I am so extremely busy with ... *cough* Granderson. What if you had a sweater that had, "I Am Not For The Swedish" written on it? Would it be considered racist? Would it transform into some advanced form of racism where elephants are involved? Ask the owl.

How many railroad companies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: the entity 'a railroad company' is not something that itself has the capability to physically manipulate inanimate objects, including lightbulbs. Nearly every railroad company is like this. Amtrak, ... *cough* Granderson. Then, you could eventually become a purple sofa encased in the fear of economic shortcomings due to capatilism. Merry Christmas.

-Griffin

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