You're welcome. I mean welcome. There's not much more to say than that. We've reached the end of the conversation. All's well that ends well, I suppose. Did you hear about that blackberry bush? Probably not. There wasn't one in the news or anything. Blackberry bushes, all things considered, are considerably boring objects. Of all the words spoken in the history of the world, blackberry bush is probably like .00000000134% of them. No one wants to talk about blackberry bushes. The blackberry bush scene hasn't changed since they first existed.
Speaking of boring things, I've heard that they're going to make hurricanes illegal. I think they said something about them doing this so that less hurricanes feel inclined to impact our coasts. I fully support this decision. Why didn't we think of it before? Obviously the reason we get so many hurricanes is because there's no law saying that we shouldn't. If we made hurricanes illegal, it would certainly deter them from forming in the oceans. This would absolutely benefit us; we would be saving potentially billions of dollars in damages. This is the right move to make.
If there's one thing that does everything right, it's Halifax. Those Nova Scotians are really lucky in that they get the city Halifax. Not only is Halifax from an alternate universe where dolphins walk on land and people swim in oceans, but Halifax can time travel. The city itself can travel through time. How else do you explain all the 1940's flapper records that are sold there? Exactly. The time traveling dolphin government within Halifax holds a monopoly on the '40's flapper record market.
-Griffin
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