Faulty

Welcome to the portion of the show that's dedicated to homemade campaign ads. Here is where we feature homemade campaign ads. Specifically, ones dedicated to a government office campaign. Much like campaign ads, these will be campaign ads. The only difference is that these were all written by self proclaimed rapper and vigilante, Custard Rhymes. They are as follows:

"Together we can create a truly random number generator. Paid for by Hillary Clinton for President."

"If you can't beat the oppressors, shoot them. Reelect Lamar Alexander, U.S. Senate."

"You have the bean dip, we want the bean dip. I'll get us that bean dip. Vote for me, Bernie Sanders."

"Feed us milk, feed us cherries, but whatever you do, don't feed us Larry. Paid for by the Obama for reelection committee."

The next commercial just features Newt Gingrich playing the tuba very badly.

That about does it for this week's. Just to remind you, those commercials were all made by Custard Rhymes. That's Custard, as in a dessert or sweet sauce made with milk, eggs, and sugar. And Rhymes, as in correspondence of sound between words or the endings of words, especially when these are used at the ends of lines in poetry. The only difference is that Custard Rhymes writes fake music that doesn't actually exist as well as public office campaign ads. Vote ficus.

-Griffin