Vanilla Envelopes

Welcome to the all important and ever dangerous weekly Abflats post. Today, we have churros. We actually don't. That would be amazing, though. Churros are the best. I mean, have you read about their foreign policy? It's fairly stable. Anyway, we don't have any. No matter how good they are, we have absolutely none. We will be, however, voting for them in the coming presidential election. Not the one for the United States, though.

GOLF is a game that many people across the world play. There are many misconceptions about GOLF, however, that I thought I would take it upon myself to address. It has come to my attention that many people think you require thumbs to play GOLF. This is simply not the case. You could not be more wrong in thinking that you need hands to play GOLF. If you think you need arms to play GOLF, you are sorely mistaken. Being alive to play GOLF is the classic rookie mistake. Ever existing at all is the last think you want to do when playing GOLF.

Speaking of GOLF, I heard that that the people at Abflats are starting a new photography company. This company, like the millions other photography companies, will feature photos. Most importantly, this photography company will use watermarks on their photos. The watermarks will be the name of the company in really thin, cursive text. You know, to make it look fancy and unique. This is unlike all photography companies that exist ever in the history of all.

-Griffin