Welcome back. As you may know, it's very likely that yeast will become the world's most powerful politician. That's right, even more powerful than the prime minister of Lithuania. That's like, scary powerful. I have never met a Lithuanian prime minister who was not as powerful as yeast. It's nearly unheard of that a Lithuanian prime minister would not be as powerful as the substance used in bread making.
Speaking of Lithuania, did you know that Swiss Cheese is actually made on a completely different planet? You probably didn't. Most people believe that Swiss Cheese is actually produced on Earth. They are dead wrong. Saying that Swiss Cheese produced on Earth is exactly like saying bananas exist and are not myths. It just sounds incorrect coming out of the mouth. Bananas are, of course, completely fake. They were made up by the Lithuanian government to get increased trade tariffs from tropical provinces.
Speaking of speaking of, I heard that dark navy blue will no longer be considered a color. It will instead be considered a dwarf color. My guess is that it was a lot shorter than the other colors. Most people will probably still consider it a regular color, but to the scientists it will forever be considered a dwarf color. You'll probably even go to prison if you disagree. Oh well.
-Griffin
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