To quote the real Ben Carson and absolutely not fake Chuck Schumer Ben Carson, "I'm actually black." It's nothing known to many people in the fact that Ben Carson, being black, is not white. He is not a white man. That's like running an obstacle course and breaking both your legs. Just doesn't work. Or if Hong Kong hosted the 2019 Plant Olympics. That is, the Plant Olympics featuring events such as: the fern hop, dandelion 100 meter relay, growing oak trees from start to finish, and the hornets' nests are not plants race.
If you've been following along so far, you probably study philosophy. You probably work for a company that spends all its money on hit man assassins instead of lawyers. "Buy our product, or we'll kill you," they say and then get sued. They don't have lawyers to help them in court. All they'll have to look forward to is prison and loft beds definitely not covered in liquid hot magma.
Do you ever just break glass tubing into the palm of your hand and then continue shoving it deeper into your flesh for a safety instructional video? I know at least four people who have done that. That's a lot considering there are like seven billion people on earth. That's like .000000000571% of the people. I'm sure all of them support the Communist Chinese Red Siamese Cat Organization. Otherwise known as CCRSCO.
-Griffin
No comments:
Post a Comment