There was never a time in the history of the entire planet of the Earth that plastic cups could talk. Seriously. Never. There was never a point where they could do that. None. Not even one point ever. Absolutely zero. Not one point in the history of the universe. Not a single one. None at all. This is an extremely known fact, as well. This is all just terrorism. Plastic cups not talking is extreme real terrorism.
More birds can talk than plastic cups. That said, you have no way of knowing if it's real or not. According to quantum physics, we're all chocolate pudding. No, I don't know the details behind it, I just know that we're jiggly and pretty good. Besides, have you seen pudding? Not bad when you consider that we're humans. It's much better than being bears and dust particles. I imagine that when bears found out that they were actually dust particles they were extremely disappointed.
There's nothing I love doing more than buying debt. Debt is by far the best investment someone could ever make. It's like paying money to have less money than what you used to pay. It's great. The possibilities are endless in the debt market. You could sit there and watch your bank account turn red, read the back of a box of trash bags, literally anything. 41 local locations, all of them being in the sewer.
-Griffin
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