Thursday, August 6, 2015

Carl the Pigeon

Have you ever noticed that basically all government official vehicles are black SUVs? Of course you have. We can only assume that the government uses black SUVs because of their durability, and cheapest color. But, what if the cheapest color of vehicle was bright, neon pink? How would governments around the world look driving around in bright pink convoys. That would probably solve the world debt crisis.

If you knew the difference between copper and bagels, you could have no possible way of determining your mundane sun-hat. That said, let's consider, for a moment, the amount of commas, if I may, inserted in this comment. There could only be one logical answer to our question. It's probably another question. We tend to use bad interview tactics when answering our own, inner questions.

Bar graphs have never done any wrong towards anyone. Bar graphs have the purest soul there is. You can always trust a bar graph with your credit card information, health insurance details, and even your social security number. Bar graphs would never misuse any of your personal information for individual gain. Your life is safe with bar graphs.

-Griffin

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