Thursday, July 30, 2015

Flag Ports

Welcome to the last Abflats ever of the week. Ever. Of the week. After this Abflats post, there will be absolutely no more Abflats posts this week. The only new Abflats posts you will be able to view will be next Thursday and then the Thursday after that. This will be the final Abflats post of this week. No more Abflats posts will even be close to occurring this week. If you think that you'll see an Abflats posts tomorrow, Saturday, or Sunday, you're dead wrong. No more will happen until next Thursday.

Depending on your current mental health, you may view vandalism as an act of the United States Naval Academy. If you accidentally looked at a bright, neon yellow flower, you may think that the United States Naval Academy is responsible for every vandalism ever. You may think, "oh well the US Naval Academy prepares young men and women to become officers in the US Navy and Marine Corps." That would make your mental state fairly stately. If it wasn't as stately, you may say, "oh well the US Naval Academy prepares vandalisms." 

Andrew Jackson never used a computer in his entire life. His, entire, life. And he was elected president. He was the president of the United States of America, and he never once used a computer. How could he win the popular vote of the people of America without having any knowledge pertaining to technology? It's an outrage. Dish rags have used more computers than Andrew Jackson.

-Griffin 

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