Plaid Toilets

Peaches peaches everywhere, but none that you can drink. Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. I still cannot see you their. You are reading text. Text cannot see you there. I mean, sure, it was written by someone. Me. But what you are reading is not words I am saying to you, it is text. And, as stated before, text cannot see you there. You might even be that lawn gnome from the Travelocity commercials. If that were the case, I still would not be able to see you there. This text would also still not be able to see you there.

If Hannibal Lector was such a bad guy, how come donuts exist? Huh? Didn't think so. And, for that matter, jelly filled donuts. Really, if you think about it, I think we can turn away from the cannibalism if we consider what Hannibal Lector has given us over the years. Sure, cannibalism is like the worst thing ever. But jelly-filled donuts? Tire irons? Robins, like the bird? All of those are pretty good things. Overall, Lector's score is probably around +15.

Woah, watch out there. You just about broke your leg. Just now. Sitting there, reading this text. Your leg just about broke into at least three pieces. One of them was just claimed by the Democratic People's Republic of Korea. You're now in Korea's debt. You have 3 to 4928 days to give them your third piece of leg, or they will do nothing. They will not sue you, they will not issue sanctions, but they might pout about it. 

-Griffin