Window World

What if Earth's crust was made of glass? That would probably make it a pretty terrible pie. A pie with glass for crust would pretty much ruin any party for which you had brought a pie. An ambulance would probably have to come, people would go to the hospital, it would be a whole ordeal. Even if it was blackberry, it would probably still be a horrendous situation. You would also need some pretty hot ovens to bake a pie to have glass crust. You just place a pan full of sand into it, and within like four to six weeks it hardens into glass. Pretty expensive I would imagine.

Someone should make a language where there are only six different words. How you say those words would determine what you were saying. Like, if you screamed "PASTE" it could possibly mean you were talking about how Greece's recession is affecting the global economy. Or, perhaps you could whisper "sawdust" and explain that there were not, in fact, any other ways to skin a cat. There would be a world of possibilities with this language.

Would filling an entire building with water be worse than burning it down? Maybe. But it's certainly not worse than filling a burning building with olive oil. That's like, the worst thing. It's the closest to the horrendous side of the scale that you can get. Olive oil isn't even honest. There's no olives in that. Olives are like gross tasting grapes. Olive oil is like gross tasting syrup. Olives are like the mafia of the food world.

I would like to take a moment to dedicate this paragraph to everyone's favorite tree, Nicolas  Cage. He is, in fact, a tree. If you even dare tell me he is not coniferous, I will microwave a fork in your house. Then I'll dump thirty-thousand gallons of olive oil into your plumbing system. You'll have an absolutely horrendous side of the scale time.

-Griffin