Can you hear? It doesn't matter. This is text. If you couldn't hear, then your ability to read this would absolutely, positively, not be affected. If you had no clue how to read, if you grew up in some island by yourself for 30 years, you being deaf would not hinder your text viewing possibilities. You're some sort of communist. What if we bought Machu Picchu? Like, for $10 or $12 maybe. It could work, it's a good plan.
Maybe, if we stopped believing in ghost clouds, we could accomplish the greatest internet of all time. I mean the real one. Like the one advertised in all the movies with the FBI warnings before the movie. You know what I'm talking about. I'm serious. You know. You absolutely know. Even after you don't know, you know. You always know. Everyone knows. It's not a thing no one knows. Really. It's known.
Cab drivers sure are terrible. Have you seen them? They have those weird, incredibly long noses. And they eat ants. Who does that? Like, really. Oh wait, I'm thinking of ant-eaters. I get cab drivers and ant-eaters mixed up all the time. They're very similar really. I mean it's an easy mistake. Anyone can mix those two up, including the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
Have you heard of the wide, wide cactus? It's one of the ancient wonders of the world. It's the fifteenth one. Right behind sand paper. You know, sand paper. Like, ska, ska. Especially if you're a Canadian that was born in Scotland. Then you'd really be thrown for a loop. Crab cakes are pretty okay too. I mean, look.
-Griffin
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