Situational Cramping

Welcome to. It is customary to end a sentence after two words. Customary in fish society that is. Fish have terrible grammar. No scientists can really explain why fish have such a tough time learning English. It's really not that hard. I mean, they could take some first grade classes and learn that you don't end a sentence after two words. Really, fish. Come on. You cannot keep going on like this. You're ruining peoples' views of the fish people. Stop acting like children and work to become better.

I think it would be a good idea to take out as many loans as you can at the same time. It would be great to do this. I have some reasons as to why this idea could be considered good. The first reason I will list momentarily. Here comes the first reason supporting my idea about taking out many loans. On second thought, I have decided this idea of mine is not of good quality. If I had to rate ideas, this idea of mine would be closer to the horrendous side of the rating scale.

If you really think about it, what are plates? Really. Plates are not something that someone just looked at and was like, "oh yeah that's a plate alright." No. Plates had to have been systematically thought of as a thing that exists. And what about them continental plates? Those are not like regular plates at all. How can they be called plates when plates are called plates? That makes absolutely no sense at all. People in charge of naming things are closer to the horrendous side of the people rating scale.

Welcome to the fourth paragraph of this Abflats post. This paragraph is, traditionally, the one where I make up words to fill the paragraph. Trashpop-gumbo could be one as well. I mean, we may need it at some point. Trashpop-gumbo is definitely something that could prove useful at any given moment. You cannot count trashpop-gumbo out of any sort of competition. Trashpoop-gumbo.

-Griffin