Stupendous

Hello. Have you ever known anyone from Wisconsin? Maybe. Statistically speaking, however, it is much more likely that you haven't even heard of Wisconsin. Like, only about 5.8 million people live in Wisconsin. That's way less than one percent of the entire population of the Earth. It's like .08% of the population. If the earth was made up of one person, a .08 size chunk of that person would live in Wisconsin. It's probably his fingernails.

You wouldn't believe me when I told you that if you decide to stand up, you increase your chances of standing tenfold. Or maybe even tri-fold. Really, if you're standing, there is a huge chance that you're standing. And if you're standing, why aren't you sitting? If you were sitting, the chances of you to be standing are nearly zero. Almost exactly zero. Exactly zero. That's only if you're sitting, though. If you're playing piano, then you're not standing or sitting. No one ever mentions the position you sit in when you play piano. Mostly because it's basically sitting but with a few side effects. Heartburn is the biggest one.

Today, the biggest threat to bees is bees. Bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees bees. They're the biggest threat to bees. Oprah is a close second. Third is held by Ultra Duster Industrial Strength Air in a Can Duster Can Compressed Air Cans. You wouldn't really expect it, but salad is fourth.

-Griffin