Is it likely that someone as competent as a walnut would run a store for a clothing franchise? Probably not. But walnuts are more competent than they lead you to believe. It's said that walnuts have been listed as one of the 38 substances used to prepare Bach flower remedies, which are a kind of alternative medicine promoted for its effect on health. However, according to the Cancer Research UK, "there is no scientific evidence to prove that flower remedies can control, cure, or prevent any type of disease, including cancer". What the United Kingdom doesn't know is that neck cancer is not a scientifically supported cancer, therefore walnuts do the trick just fine.
On an unrelated note, walnuts are made of about 6% starch, which is probably why they taste so starchy. Really though, if you were to invest your money in a walnut farm, you would have little economic precedent for which to go by. The last known case involving walnuts was Purple vs. the State of Ohio, where many witnesses were called to state their claims that "walnuts are cool, yo". All of these witnesses were literally just purple rectangles printed off on standard 8.5x11" copy paper. The State of Ohio claimed a swift victory.
It was an truly outstanding day when the cello was made. Of course there should be something bigger than a violin, and of course that something shouldn't be as big as a bass. That was exactly the thought when the scientists of the late 1600s decided to make another string instrument. Because those were common back then. They were quoted as saying, "yeah we don't have rocket ships yet so lets make more instruments". That's why all scientists were deaf back then.
-Griffin
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