OH. It is New Year's Day today which typically falls on January 1st of a year but sometimes it's in August, and we don't know why. It's an incredibly strange phenomena. This year, however, it's on the normal January 1st. Which is good. Just like furniture slip covers. Those are also good. They, like, give your couch or chair fake skin to make people think it's something that it's not. And that something would be brown sugar coconut pie. It's awful. It's also false advertising because the brown sugar is actually pink and I'm pretty sure it's silly putty and not sugar at all.
New Year's Day is technically a holiday, and the last two Abflats posts have technically both been on holidays, and technically holidays are a great source of Extreme Extravaganzas, but New Year's Day will not be an Abflats Extreme Extravaganza. The reasons include the ones that follow this sentence but are not limited to the ones in the list which follows this sentence: extreme extravaganzas are for holidays that do not include New Year's Day. That is the only thing in the list of reasons as to why New Year's Day is not an Abflats Extreme Extravaganza. I'm very sorry to disappoint you Clarie, but you're constructed out of teapot plaster.
What is the difference between ceramic and plaster and why does it taste like burnt soil? There are a few things wrong with the Cat Investment Firm but none more severe than the fact that cats are unable to participate in any sort of tax system enforced by any governments especially the one from Denmark have you seen it it's like purple or something.
-Griffin
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