Can Concrete Be Made From Cheese?

Hi. I'm sorry to say that, but it was the only thing that was legal in all sixteen states. That's just like the base three number system. Completely useful and also extremely logistical. Seriously, the base three number system could be the most important thing in the entire world. Who wouldn't absolutely love counting every number in existence with simply three indistinguishable digits? That's like the single most important thing on everyone's important list. Even chicken coops don't rank that high.

Other than Florida, Minnesota is the only place where you can see ground. No other place in the world exists. Florida and Minnesota are the only two places on the entire world that have ground. The rest is just an allusion. Not an illusion, mind you, an indirect reference to something. That is exactly what the ground is outside of Florida or Minnesota. It's extremely complicated and I could not begin to explain it here. But instead I will list the first few numbers in the mathematical equations that make up these allusions:

11
120
112
11
120
111
100
112
120

Those numbers make up the entire ground of the planet, besides, of course, the ground in Florida and Minnesota. Not even Australia has actual ground. I'm serious. Look it up on the Googleing. Just search Bob Feldmann, and you'll get the picture. It's extremely important that this information comes to light because the Mongolian Government has been keeping this whole conspiracy under the influence of certain plants like ferns and poison ivy.

-Griffin