Welcome to the ABFLATS EXTREME CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA. You can tell it's an Extreme Christmas Extravaganza because of the big blue text. For that is what signifies any Extreme Extravaganza. What's special about these types of posts is that they are shorter due to the extreme extremeness of them. We can only take small dosages at a time or else we risk coma and dental hygiene.
The reason that Extreme Extravaganzas are shorter than regular posts can be found in the definition of Extreme Extravaganzas. The definition reads as follows, and I quote, "a post that is shorter than regular posts on abflats because of like you know the holidays and stuff." It's a fairly good reason if I do say so myself and I don't because that would require mouth organs, and trees do not have mouth organs. Not that I'm a tree or anything, I'm just relating to my general audience which my studio forces me to do.
-Griffin
Thursday, December 25, 2014
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Can And Window
Have you in the ability in which you are able to as well can become one with the way today and also which is the Saturday? Of course you can. It really makes no difference to me whether you are can the way ability, though. It's just a benefit as well to the thing that can also can become also abilities. It's a serious issue in today's way with the one that can become as well today hello how are you doing are you well I don't care how's your cat.
If your name is Bloopy, why? I mean really. Why is your name Bloopy? Stop that. That's not what you want to be doing with your life. I mean Bloopy? Really? Bloopy? No. No. Don't even try to do that ever again. Bloopy is an extremely not good. Really not a good no. You really need to file a lawsuit with the suited laws otherwise you shall become one with the magic. The real magic too, by the way, not the crappy fake magic you find in packets of baseball cards.
Oak trees are roundtable the only trees that are allowed. I tried typing undoubtedly, but when I spelled it wrong the first time, the only suggestable fix in the suggestion list was roundtable. So, I just went with roundtable. If you really think about it, anyway, it makes sense. I mean, roundtable is about as good as pigments so I mean it's about the same please don't pangaea.
-Griffin
If your name is Bloopy, why? I mean really. Why is your name Bloopy? Stop that. That's not what you want to be doing with your life. I mean Bloopy? Really? Bloopy? No. No. Don't even try to do that ever again. Bloopy is an extremely not good. Really not a good no. You really need to file a lawsuit with the suited laws otherwise you shall become one with the magic. The real magic too, by the way, not the crappy fake magic you find in packets of baseball cards.
Oak trees are roundtable the only trees that are allowed. I tried typing undoubtedly, but when I spelled it wrong the first time, the only suggestable fix in the suggestion list was roundtable. So, I just went with roundtable. If you really think about it, anyway, it makes sense. I mean, roundtable is about as good as pigments so I mean it's about the same please don't pangaea.
-Griffin
Thursday, December 11, 2014
Rabid Helicopters
Good morning. I was having a discussion earlier with a potted plant about how much tax reeks large corporations should be getting. Taxes smell really bad, and it is of my opinion that large corporations should not get them. They will make their buildings smell bad when I walk into them, and I don't want to be smelling bad smelling smells while in large buildings owned by businesses. It's just not an enjoyable experience. I hope you understand where I am coming from here, but tax reeks are just bad for the economy.
It has also come to my attention that the national color for China is green. The only explanation I have for this is that well maybe they were thinking that green is the color of trees and China is a land area that has some trees somewhere probably so green can be applied in that sense but if you think about green as in avocados then well we have a whole different situation then don't we I mean sure there are probably some avocados in China somewhere I mean why wouldn't there be but of course surely I assume that trees are more abundant in the land that which China occupies therefore green China. It's the only thing I could think of that could explain China's green.
Have you ever thought of the time that there were in which of course could? Obviously not or you would have already done in which that allows all can be. Even so, if you weren't even triad the way to become camera operator you shouldn't have the partitioning capabilities that one could expect even from which there was of course inside of washed clothes unless there were tons of them around inside cardboard can thank you you're welcome away from the wind.
-Griffin
It has also come to my attention that the national color for China is green. The only explanation I have for this is that well maybe they were thinking that green is the color of trees and China is a land area that has some trees somewhere probably so green can be applied in that sense but if you think about green as in avocados then well we have a whole different situation then don't we I mean sure there are probably some avocados in China somewhere I mean why wouldn't there be but of course surely I assume that trees are more abundant in the land that which China occupies therefore green China. It's the only thing I could think of that could explain China's green.
Have you ever thought of the time that there were in which of course could? Obviously not or you would have already done in which that allows all can be. Even so, if you weren't even triad the way to become camera operator you shouldn't have the partitioning capabilities that one could expect even from which there was of course inside of washed clothes unless there were tons of them around inside cardboard can thank you you're welcome away from the wind.
-Griffin
Thursday, December 4, 2014
Can Concrete Be Made From Cheese?
Hi. I'm sorry to say that, but it was the only thing that was legal in all sixteen states. That's just like the base three number system. Completely useful and also extremely logistical. Seriously, the base three number system could be the most important thing in the entire world. Who wouldn't absolutely love counting every number in existence with simply three indistinguishable digits? That's like the single most important thing on everyone's important list. Even chicken coops don't rank that high.
Other than Florida, Minnesota is the only place where you can see ground. No other place in the world exists. Florida and Minnesota are the only two places on the entire world that have ground. The rest is just an allusion. Not an illusion, mind you, an indirect reference to something. That is exactly what the ground is outside of Florida or Minnesota. It's extremely complicated and I could not begin to explain it here. But instead I will list the first few numbers in the mathematical equations that make up these allusions:
11
120
112
11
120
111
100
112
120
Those numbers make up the entire ground of the planet, besides, of course, the ground in Florida and Minnesota. Not even Australia has actual ground. I'm serious. Look it up on the Googleing. Just search Bob Feldmann, and you'll get the picture. It's extremely important that this information comes to light because the Mongolian Government has been keeping this whole conspiracy under the influence of certain plants like ferns and poison ivy.
-Griffin
Other than Florida, Minnesota is the only place where you can see ground. No other place in the world exists. Florida and Minnesota are the only two places on the entire world that have ground. The rest is just an allusion. Not an illusion, mind you, an indirect reference to something. That is exactly what the ground is outside of Florida or Minnesota. It's extremely complicated and I could not begin to explain it here. But instead I will list the first few numbers in the mathematical equations that make up these allusions:
11
120
112
11
120
111
100
112
120
Those numbers make up the entire ground of the planet, besides, of course, the ground in Florida and Minnesota. Not even Australia has actual ground. I'm serious. Look it up on the Googleing. Just search Bob Feldmann, and you'll get the picture. It's extremely important that this information comes to light because the Mongolian Government has been keeping this whole conspiracy under the influence of certain plants like ferns and poison ivy.
-Griffin
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