Thursday, November 6, 2014

Windex and Similar Governments

Did you enjoy the entire month with posts containing Potato Diplomacy? Every post in October had titles that had something to do with Potato Diplomacy. Also, I don't care if you enjoyed them. The only reason I asked was because I am not done continuing to talk about Potato Diplomacy. It's really diplomatic and you need to stop. That's all I have to tell you about Potato Diplomacy for this week, however, so you'll need to wait just a bit longer for another update.

Can you even hear words if you're anti-deaf? What is anti-deaf? People that protest against deaf people? Or is it like medicine for treating various ailments for deaf people like antibiotics for people who aren't deaf? No one will ever know the true answers to these questions. Even if you know the answers to these questions, you will not exist long enough after the fact for it to mean anything significant. 

Hello? The only reason I said that was because I wanted all three paragraphs during this Abflats post to start with a question. Hello? is a good enough question, right? If someone gave the Pope a lightsaber, would he use it for good? That would be an interesting plot to a horror film. Like, a lady is walking through a dark hallway with the camera pointed so that she's walking towards it, that way you can see what's behind her and it's pitch black for like forty seconds, then slowly the Pope walked up into view behind her and his lightsaber opens with the lightsaber opening sound and red light from it emits onto the back of her head and she turns around and then the Pope laughs like a scary clown and then runs away and then she runs after him because people in scary movies don't do reasonable things. That would be the best movie ever.

-Griffin

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