Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Have you ever seen, a tree? No, no! Not those blue sea urchins. I'm talking about real, green trees. You probably haven't, but you're in luck. I happen to know of a place where you can view a real, not fake, completely legitimate tree for literally no costs. No costs will be required when viewing this not imaginary tree. Bringing money with you to view this incredibly nonfictional tree will simply not be necessary because costs is what the viewing of the tree will not have attached to it.
What if the Hulk had a lesser known twin brother who worked in customer service? He would like, always be the big green monster guy because customer service jobs are very not fun. Do you think him being a giant green monster would improve the relationship he has with his customers? Probably not. Hulk's twin would probably have a more enjoyable time as a giant green monster though. It would be really counteractive because once he started enjoying himself as the giant green guy he would turn back into a regular human. Then he would get all stressed and mad again because humans can't interact with other humans efficiently and he would turn into the Hulk's twin brother monster again. It's a vicious cycle.
Now, I don't know if you know this, but Don Domino is real. So quit asking me. If you Google 'Don Domino' literally the fifth image to the right will be a bull sitting down. The second image to the right is a shaved cat, but I try to avoid those as much as I can. The fourth image to the right is the cover to a vinyl album that has 'Here Comes Fats' written on it. It's a scary world out there when you Google 'Don Domino'. You never know what will come out and haunt you what if microphones were edible.
-Griffin
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