That's right, it's time for the annual potato diplomacy post. Annual as in every week. Not annual as in every year, which is what annual actually means especially if you are from Iceland. Not even especially from Iceland, I mean especially from Zimbabwe. It's really no contest as to how annual should be determined, but I like to think that it's up to anyone's interpretation as to what any word ever that exists means because we're all in this together and there are no rules when housing kangaroos.
Has anyone noticed that there are more rules on where growing trees is allowed than there are on what your name could be? Like, rules about growing trees inside of people's cars, inside of office toilets, inside of hollowed out trees, and inside buildings at all exist. There are no rules at all on what your name could be. Your name could be Pod Pod. That's not a joke, it could literally be Pod Pod. It could also be QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ. That would be extremely difficult to announce. Your parents could call you Carl for short, though.
More or less, the type of tree you can grow in certain situations vary dependent on the type of structure, the type of country, the type of embassies that are available in said country type, and the nomenclature of hermit crabs can be the right or wrong way as to which can be decided by many. You just read that sentence and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. How do you feel now? Not good I assume.
-Griffin
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