Welcome to the post of very cryptic title! It's cryptic. Get it? It looks like a crypt. As in like, a weird burial tomb thing. Seriously, can you believe it? Some people are cryptic without even realizing it. Sometimes, you get these big bank CEOs that are so cryptic their skin is made out of ancient stone. It's really a grand phenomena that is sweeping the nation. Sometimes people think that it's not true. Those people are completely incorrect. Anyone with common sense could see that, but that's okay.
Would you believe that Srebrinovo is a village in the Panagyurishte municipality of western Bulgaria and has exactly twenty-five inhabitants? Well you better believe it because it's true. Look it up if you don't believe me. Seriously. I cannot believe Bulgaria would stoop to this level. I bet you most people on the entire planet had no idea that this town existed. If we just count the 25 people that are in the town, that's 25 out of 7,000,000,000 people that know about the town. But if we consider that maybe a few people travel through the town, and maybe the 25 inhabitants have family outside of the town, that's still like 100 at most out of 7 billion. 99.99% of all people on the planet have no idea about Srebrinovo, the village in the Panagyurishte municipality of western Bulgaria.
In that same municipality, there is a village called Bata. It has 1,345 inhabitants, but that's a story for another day. Once, a giant gummy bear attacked this city. Again, that's a story for another day. I have literally scheduled this story to be told five months from now. I can say that, even though I didn't actually schedule it, because neither of us will remember about this paragraph five months from now. And if I do remember, you sure will look foolish. Won't you?
-Griffin
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