Burnt Grapes

I'm sick this week. And by week I mean since like yesterday, and I am in absolutely in no shape to be writing a post. Not that this sickness that I have is making my hands disappear, it's just that words don't work very well when you're sick. I cannot explain further due to the fact that I have already angered the gravy overlords. They are a scary bunch, them gravy overlords. They're not even warm gravy overlords, they're like gross cold gravy that's been left in the fridge for like two weeks and you forgot about it. Then you see it in the back behind the milk and think that you should probably eat that but you know it won't taste as good reheated in the microwave so you just eat it cold and it's disgusting. It's truly unfortunate.

I think I shall limit this post to just two paragraphs this time. Mostly because words are not functioning correctly as of now, but partly because the gravy overlords. That's basically all I had to talk about on this post. I hope you've enjoyed being purple and not at all not purple you purple purple purple purple...

-Griffin

Hotel Tomato

Good evening! I may have promised a longer post this week due to me missing the post last week! Maybe I didn't, but that was my original plan for this post. Instead it will be slightly shorter than normal. Yay! Not really. Yay, I mean. But this post will be slightly shorter because I have been busy all day. Amazing, right? Anyway, since I have no idea what to write I'm going to say all the words that come to mind.

Bermuda

Topeka

Grapefruit

Reptiles

Lynx

Portable Toilets

And Gurtrute

I'm afraid that that's all for now. I wish it could have been longer, but you know how it is. Frankly? That's right. The rifling of a gun occurs within the barrel in order to give the bullet spin once exiting the chamber. This provides stability when flying through the air at an annoying Toucan you just shot at. Goodbye!

-Griffin

OH OH OH

I WAS COMPLETELY NOT AVAILABLE TO POST. THIS IS A MAKE UP POST TO TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED. I WILL WRITE AN EXTRA LONG POST NEXT WEEK. DON'T BURN TREES DOWN FOR NO REASON THAT COMPLETELY RUINS THEIR DEMOCRATIC AND POLITICALLY STRUCTURED NATURE.

-GRIFFIN

Remember Diplomats

Sometimes you just gotta look at an Abflats post and wonder, "Wow, he didn't use his normal greeting salutation at the beginning of this post today. Normally he says like hello or something, today he's just talking about the fact that he has not said hi." Well, I'm here to tell you that I am also wondering that. We are all wondering that. It's ununwonderable. Like, not possible to not wonder. Hence the double negative. You can't even subtract things such as un that's not a number. I'm sure Kim Jong Un would have something to say about that though. He loves to be subtracted. Like from any serious conversations about being a threat to any nation ever. Hahahahahaha, classic.

There were a couple things I had planned to say over the duration of this post today, but I have forgotten every single one of them. So you are getting these fine words instead. I purchased them from Greg's List and they should be arriving anytime like right now because I am creating them. I give Greg's List a 10/10 on service and shipping but their user-interface had left much to be desired as it was just the inside of my brain. Stupid Greg's List. Being in brains should be illegal.

Has it ever occurred to anyone about how many lanyards exist today? Way too many in my opinion. Like, why do we need so many lanyards? What have they ever done for us? You cannot use them as hats so why even bother? They're pointless. If I had a dime for every dollar that existed spent on lanyards, I'd have exactly one tenth of the revenue generated by lanyard purchasing. It is absolutely insane. Stop buying soap from lanyard companies.

-Griffin