Thursday, May 8, 2014

Head Arches

Hello. It's that time of the week again. That time being the time where you read this sentence explaining what time of the week it is again. Hello. Do you suffer from chronic frustration disease? It's a disease that accidentally turns your skin purple because you fell into a bucket of purple paint. It's extremely uncommon, and, I'm afraid, it has no cure. I am sorry for your loss. You just can't rely on the stock market these days. Especially with chronic frustration disease. That doesn't mean that you can't remember the days that the stock market was available and that the frustration disease is curable. It just doesn't happen that often.

Do you remember the days when the second paragraph was the longest paragraph of the whole post? I don't because I hadn't thought of that statistic until I wrote that sentence right there recently. It's intriguing. Not really. But, cats are sometimes hard to deal with. Especially since they suffer from inventing the chronic frustration disease syndrome. It's very hard for them to cope. If you ride a cat like a horsey, you will probably be accused of animal cruelty.

If you were to chop down every tree on planet earth, you would have enough wood to cover the entire universe with nice, classy, wood floors that would make every alien jealous of earth's nice wood floors that are everywhere in the entire universe. That is a true fact. Every inch of space can be covered with earth's trees. 90% of those trees would come from Barry's backyard. Barry is a six year old from Vermont that has a swing set in his back yard. Don't let him fool you though, he's got like two willow trees back there too. So don't even consider trash compactors.

-Griffin

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