Hotel Mangos

Good day to you SIR. Or should I say, OF. I didn't know how to end that second sentence so I just put a period. I thought a question mark would be a little out of place and an exclamation point would just be inappropriate. So I just settled on the safe side. Isn't it funny how the majority of this post already is talking about the second sentence of this post already? Quack? It's okay, you're not too fraudulent. I have no idea why that sentence decided it wanted to be ugly, and got written in the Times New Roman font. Everyone knows that aside from Comic Sans, Times New Roman is the worst font of all time. It's not everyday that every day and everyday are both words. Yes it is.

So this post should be posted on the nineteenth of July. As of when I'm writing this, it is not the nineteenth of July. It is the tenth of July. When I first wrote tenth I wrote thench. I have no idea why. Anyway, there is a neat little trick you can do so that posts will automatically publish on a certain date of your choosing. You could even like, buy a soda the day when your post is supposed to be posted, and it will still be posted. Like you never bought the soda at all! Crazy! As I said last week, I will have no ability to post this week, which is when this post will be posted. So I scheduled this post to be posted with the auto posting post button. That way robots can take care of you while I am in pain. Awesome! I just remembered that I will have no way of updating the image of the week. This saddens me. John Saddens me. Well at least I still have my hyperlinks.

So that second paragraph was pretty long, and not once did I mention hotel mangos. So I won't. Why yes Mr. Phinnigan, I am completely aware that mangos is spelled mangoes. You shouldn't try to correct me, because I can't hear you. You are nowhere near me, and I will murder your goldfish should the opportunity present itself. Now get out. You scare my cat. The bears.

-Griffin