Tortilla Government

It's again that time. Time, indeed, for another one of Alarmingly Realistic Fried Shrimp Emoji's famous rap songs. That's right. A famous song that is in the rap genre written by Alarmingly Realistic Fried Shrimp Emoji. Or ARFSE, as he likes to be called on his rap albums. Now, ARFSE would love to sing to you one of his famous rap genre songs. Alas, this is a text post with literally no sound capabilities. Therefore, as substitute, we will just list the lyrics to Alarmingly Realistic Fried Shrimp Emoji's famous song in the genre of rap. The song goes as follows:

Oh how the shrimp comes sweeping down the plains,
Shrimplahoma.
When the golden brown is exactly how you want it to be,
Just as someone's knees are when they get a slight tan.
Sometimes people dip fried shrimp in some sauce,
And that's just downright fascism.
Absolute, total, complete, undoubtably fascism.
*chorus* 
If I catch ANYONE dipping fried shrimp into sauce,
I will personally oversee the end of your dynasty.

That's basically how his song goes. You can imagine ARFSE singing that with a killer tuba beat in the background. It really ties together his famous rap album entitled 'Oops, I Consumed Cement'. He has many more albums out, but they're just photo ablums in the wrap genre. Not music in the rap genre. When ARFSE isn't singing rap songs, he's taking photographs of various wraps. Chicken wraps, turkey wraps, Listerine® wraps. He just loves 'em.

-Griffin