How to Speak Braille

Hello, and welcome, to this rare tutorial style post. Today's post is meant to be a comprehensive guide with detailed instructions on how to speak braille. Speaking braille is integral in communicating with the blind, and deaf, alike. Speaking braille has many practical uses in industry. Get ahead of your colleagues by processing the necessary skills to communicate business and ideas with the sight impaired. Now, speaking braille is no easy task. It takes many hours of focus and determination. But trust me, once you have mastered this all important skill, the time spent practicing will be well worth the effort. 

The first step in acquiring this ability is having the right mindset. Incorrect mindset is the first, and perhaps biggest, pitfalls to learning how to speak braille. Over sixty five percent of the people who try to learn this technique fail within the first week due to the improper mindset. How do you get in the correct mindset, you ask? It is actually surprisingly simple. First, set aside an hour or two of your time to be able to focus on this step. Once you're available, clear a space on the floor and sit in a meditative position. Here comes the trickiest part, clearing your mind. Try to remove everything from your mind about your daily life. Only one thing should remain in that noggin of yours at the end of this session: tiny bumps. For this hour to two hours, you should only be thinking of those tiny, tiny bumps that make up braille writing. This will put you in the mindset to learn how to correctly speak braille.

The final process to learning to speak braille is to simply practice. Speaking braille is really quite simple. It takes just a few very dedicated weeks of practice before you're out there speaking braille like a pro. Once I tell you the proper technique, practice once a night for however many weeks it takes you to feel comfortable. The amount of practice you need with vary with your age, weight, and white blood cell count. To start the proper form to speak braille, stand upright with your feet together and your arms at your side. Next, point your chin straight up to where the back of your head makes as close to a ninety degree angle with your neck as possible. This opens up your esophagus wide enough to be able to speak braille. If you cannot quite go all the way to ninety degrees comfortably, anywhere between eighty to eighty five is acceptable. Finally, emit the loudest audible scream you have ever produced in your many years of existence. Go as loud as conceivably possible. Don't stop until your face starts to turn bright purple. Congratulations. You spoke braille.

-Griffin