It's time again to eat a toasted soda machine. That's right. A breaded soda machine, baked in the oven at 365 degrees for forty-five minutes. That's a toasted soda machine. Goes great with any sauce except for raw caffeine. Like the white powder form of it. Anyway, have you read about the new and improved alarmingly abundant insects the fly? They're new and improved. And by new and improved, of course we mean the exact same as they have always been and not improved in any way whatsoever.
You probably buy clothes at the soup store.
If you bought a Toyota, and was then disappointed in your life insurance plan, you may be entitled to nothing. You may be entitled to nothing. Why should you get anything? You should get your citizenship revoked from whatever country you come from for even suggesting that you're entitled to something. How dare you. You alarmingly flat tire.
I have a question for you. Go ahead and email me at <photo of dog>, and I will send you the question within 3 - 58 business days. I have a very busy schedule and may not be able to get my question sent within two months. Several people have already emailed me concerning their questions, so it may be thirty years before you're entitled to anything oh wait remember you're not entitled to anything but your alarmingly sour cream.
-Griffin
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