Hello again and welcome to a very important, very asymmetrical bread pattern. If you're allergic to things, such as bread, then you might as well be a floor. No one cares about floors. You may get a rug put on you to make you look more appealing, but that's all. Speaking of floors, did you know that the first floor ever was designed by Edgar Lubius in his shoe shop in downtown New York City in 1851. It was a revolutionary invention that would spark architectural design for decades to come.
Three hours later, a domino was very annoyed at your choice of attire. Stop it. Stop. You have absolutely zero clue what you're doing. You couldn't even pretend that a hat was a hat. No, you had to go and ruin it by eating seven thousand frozen peaches. It will probably kill you. You'll die from over peach eating. You can't even speak Danish (Deutsch).
There can only be five million types of lettuce. No more. If there were five million thirty three thousand seventy, that's too many. If you had any more than five million types of lettuce, you would be placed on a 'Very Bad Go Away' list that the United Department of National Agricultural Persuasion. Or UDNAP for short. Please don't eat plastic please.
-Griffin
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