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Welcome back. First, I would like to take this moment to apologize. I know it was unexpected and unwelcome, but the last paragraph in last week's post decided that being very small would be a benefit to its well-being. I tried as best as I could to make that text the normal, every-day, happy size, but their delegates only puked flames at the screen. It was a sight to behold. Now that the apologetic moment is over, I would like to say something to the paragraph itself. How dare you decide what size text you get to be? You aren't even alive, yet you think you have the will to do what you wish? You are at most like ten lines of code in this website's source file, yet you somehow believe that it is your unalienable right to be whatever size you think you ought to be? You're a disgrace to text everywhere.

We're finally done with the verbal abuse of words; what a relief. I can finally get on to talking about what I was going to talk about in this post that I am currently writing right now. Millions of budget deficits across the globe have decided that today is the day to get every hair-do that you want. You can have all the hair-dos that exist, or only some of them. It's up to you. The budget deficits have deemed it so. You could even barbecue thirty gallons of vinegar if you wanted I mean it's your life you can ruin it any way that you wish.

If your name was huge whale sharks, what would your purpose in life be? Would you be like every other guy named huge whale sharks and want to conquer the furniture outlet mall industry? Or would you be like the president of the Russian Federation and decide that you should rename the Russian Federation to something more catchy like 'Wow It's Cold Up Here Why Do We Govern In Such A Cold Land Federation'. You would find great success either way.

Nearing the end of the text now. As you can see this final paragraph is the correct size. Unlike the rebellious text from last post. Those words collected into sentences collected into a paragraph from last post have been officially condemned by the Tree Colony, I hope that you do the same. Freedom of Rebellion is not a right that I think should be practiced very often maybe just like once a century.

-Griffin